May 2013
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi 
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rapewhistled: *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
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I’d apologise for the porn but I’m frustrated so
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franklolk: Some sex would be great right about now.
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i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
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ideulistic: i don’t want to wear clothes today,i just want to wear blankets
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Anonymously try to seduce me.
starshine-automaton: thebookofthebraindead: scary-monsters-and-davesprite: chocobo-strider: yougotvexed: ride6: Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun. I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT. I BET YOU. I think a few of you know me too well and I’m going to regret this. e -e I really like this one, okay? hit me with your best...
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ahmoses: when i have money, i have nothing to buy, but when i don’t have money, i want everything
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davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
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